I'd Like to Thank the Academy...

...for one of the least exciting award ceremonies in ages.

Congrats to all of the winners, but mostly to Christopher Plummer. I haven't seen Beginners, but I'm glad it finally won you your first Academy Award.

Maybe next year Emma Stone can host the show? And let's not do that Cirque du Soleil interlude again, okay?

xoxo,
Jen

P.S. Keep to five Best Picture nominees next time, yes?