Showing posts with label snow white and the huntsman. Show all posts
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17 June 2012

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Film 38/50

movie still where chalize theron reads the fine print in her contract

I wanted this movie to be worse/funnier than it was. This review would be longer that way. Instead, you get this:

I went into the theatre with the full intent of rooting for Charlize Theron to take out Kristen Stewart (and for about a third of the film that was the case). But by the end, I was just hoping Chris Hemsworth would just take an axe to the lot of them. Then, he and I could ride off into the sunset and drink lots and lots of mead together. Now that would have been a great movie!